What do tartan ducks wear under their kilts?
What do tartan ducks wear under their kilts? Well nothing is the answer, how traditional! To be honest though the ducks don’t really like to wear kilts, they are much more into getting their kicks from the warm tartan fabric getting traditional personalised waistcoats. However, the tartan ducklings are more than happy to ‘Laird’ it up being a centrepiece for your next Burns Night or Hootenanny celebrations. The ducklings love an excuse to be the centre of attention and are partial to a wee jig to the tune of a great highland bagpipe.
Burns night menu
The ducklings sadly aren’t keen on haggis, but are happy to join in with another Scottish traditional food. Not having a Sgian-Dubh means they have to find something a little easier to consume. They are partial to oats, so will do doubt tuck into some porridge if there is any to be had the following morning after one to many whisky’s toasting to Rabbie Burns. Order yours now in a variety of different tartans – Alistair, Angus, Douglas, Ewan and Fergus. There is bound to be something to suit your clan.